2009-04-29

...to protect the innocent we will call her Koko...

... remember that dog Eddie on the show Frasier? How Eddie would sit and stare at Frasier for no apparent reason other than that the dog had a great understanding of comic timing? Well, I heard that Eddie died some years ago, and while I don't really believe in re-incarnation, my cat (Koko) is giving me the Eddie-eye and has me wondering if I should re-evaluate my core beliefs...

... and another thing...

...I recently found out that my cat has something called Wool Sucker's Syndrome. What pray-tell is that? Well, Koko enjoys the pleasures brought on by licking household objects. Amongst her favorites... plastic bags and carpet. There is a sexual joke in there somewhere, ok, I have made them plenty of times myself, but really bag licking and carpet munching - did my cat restrict her fetish to objects best described by teenage sexual vernacular?...

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